The author is excited about the return of football and invites Blake Blossom, a close friend, to a major game. Despite their busy schedules, they enjoy pregame discussions and share a sausage, which Blake devours, as she is not home.
Alura Jenson recently received word that her spouse had been admitted to law school. She chooses to celebrate the best way she knows how—by screwing his brains out—because she is so proud of him.