Dad hasn't had sex with Mom since the Rams' Super Bowl loss because he's been in such a foul mood. He's not going to do anything with her any time soon unless he pays off his gambling debt. She turns to her son in a state of extreme depression and need for affection, and he is more than happy to support her, especially if it means getting her ass as well as her pussy!
Barry, a new neighbor, is envious of Julia's animal sculptures, as she loves animals. However, Julia soon discovers that Barry is only interested in Julia's large boobs and does not own any animal sculptures, making the situation humorous.
Phoenix, jealous of her friend's salsa dancing skills, seeks advice from Carlo, his husband. Despite their initial disagreement, they enjoy a decent salsa lesson, culminating in a sideways hokey pokey dance.
