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Though he's a freshman, Xander is having a lot of difficulty figuring out his college courses. The problem is that his parents naturally want him to major in accounting or something more reasonable, but he wants to study philosophy. His counsellor, Ms. Hunter, is sure to have some advice. Consider minoring in philosophy and majoring in computer science. She notes that he appears bookish, thoughtful, and capable of getting into something cerebral like programming—all while wearing spectacles. It's Xander's last straw—he's been hearing this nerd thing all his life! Bookish? Stupid? Xander, at his wits' end, approaches the desk and begins making serious advances towards the attractive Ms. Hunter. This 'bookish' student soon learns that you should never evaluate a book by its cover and begins to impart this knowledge to his counsellor!
