Johnny calls Lizz Tayler, his girlfriend, about a surprise 30th birthday party. He shows her inappropriate content from the internet, including topless card dealers and strippers. Lizz is upset, questioning if a sultry girl would undress for her boyfriend's friend, accept an offer to trade underwear, or accept her boyfriend's load.
Johnny, the writer, is unable to work due to his noisy and disorderly neighbors who always hold parties; in fact, he has had to call the police on them on several occasions. As fate would have it, Tessa Lane, one of those neighbors, knocks on his door, finally identifies herself, and tells him she knows he's the one who busted them. She gives Johnny something to write about when she pulls out her enormous natural tits and then sucks and fucks his large dick after he informs her that he can't concentrate due of their partying asses! Oh, the inspiration.